Anonymous said: who's your favorite avenger?
The one with the metal arm. He just looks so sad I want to hug him and keep him away from large magnets.
Harry then did something that was both very brave and very stupid.
Anonymous said: do you ship clintasha y/n
I’m assuming the “Asha” is for Natasha but I don’t know whether “Clint” is Captain America’s real name or Hawkeye’s real name or if it’s an abbrev for former president Bill Clinton so to be safe I’m going to say YES FOURSOME LETS GET IT ON.
Anonymous said: the big one: WHO IS LOKI?
Tom Hiddleston + serious daddy issues + Severus Snape’s hair
Anonymous said: What is the Tesseract?
It’s like the Ring of Power, except it’s really more like a blue lava lamp of power. May or may not be related to that crystal thing the white-haired girl wears in Atlantis: The Lost Empire.
So I’ve got me a side blog! (What’s that? I should be working on my dissertation? Oh conscience, you’re such a joker.)
Anyway, here it is: I Don’t Watch Marvel Movies. Ask me questions. I will try to answer them, and embarrass myself, and perhaps provide a modicum of amusement.
That is all.
“Perhaps magic was once a mighty force in the world, but no longer. What little remains is no more than the wisp of smoke that lingers in the air after a great fire has burned out, and even that is fading. Valyria was the last ember, and Valyria is gone.”
Actual dialogue from HBO’s Boardwalk Empire.
"I’m an engineer, not a gunslinger!"
Applications for new best friend are now open.
kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.